Item #1: Hardboiled eggs. Was it you? Was it me? We'll never know...
Item #2: Fish. Sure to demolish any future relationships and earn you a clever yet secretly hurtful monicker.
Item #3: Peaches. Ah yes, the ever elusive peach. Doesn't look dangerous but what lies beyond that fuzzy exterior will soon transform you from a sleek and sexy professional to a slobbering slow-buddy in sheer seconds.
Item #4: Fried chicken. It may taste like heaven, but you sure don't look like it.
Item #5: Poppyseed ANYTHING. Hey Seedtooth, you may think they'll tell you, but they won't.
Item #6: Booze. No conclusive evidence discovered. Still testing.
